I’ve been seeing someone else. I know. I know. We had such a good run together. But it’s just not working out anymore. You’re just… how do I say this politely? Unstable. I want to go places and you take forever to get ready. Your locations load like black strap molasses and frequently they’re just plain wrong.
You even forget where I am. How rude is that? I fly to New York and you think I’m still in Detroit. What kind of relationship is that? I ask so little of you and you just can’t deliver on your meager promises.
So I”ve found someone new. We’ve glanced at each other for years but it was always from afar. Yes, I know, stop your crying. It’s just that Gowalla takes care of me. Even has better icons and more to do. And Gowalla knows where I am and rewards me. I’ve given you over 1,000
checkins chances. It’s time to let go.